Jokes @ better than good life

Overpopulation has spoiled the world that even the father doesn't know the number of children he has and this is even common among poor people. 

One day, kidnappers kidnapped one poor man's son, the kidnappers expected to see the notice of the missing child in the newspaper, on tv, etc but find none, 2weeks, 2months nobody asks of the boy so the gang leader said oh you don't have father, the replied he has, then he asked of his number and the phone rang. 

The gang leader said we kidnapped your son and the father said na lie, so he called the elder brother Jack sey junior dey house, the brother checked round and he did not find him. Then he told his dad confirmed.

So the armed robber gave the phone to the son so that the father might hear the voice, instead of crying, the boy started laughing he said I dey enjoy here na bread and fried egg with tea I chop this morning abeg don't come for me o. 

The kidnapper collected the phone and has he wanted to talk, the father shouted abeg where is your area make you con kidnap me tomorrow also