Better than good life by entertainment(jokes):during an english class,the teacher was teaching the students verb.So this conversation ensued: Teacher:what is a verb? Student:A verb is a valve found in a bicycle tyre. Teacher:what are you saying? Student:that is a complete statement sir. Teacher:are you mad? Student:it is a question? Teacher:don't be stupid! Student:it's an advice sir! Teacher:stop that nonesense! Student:it's a command. Teacher:you are an idiot! Student:it is an insult sir! Teacher:get out of my class. Student:it is an order sir!